STORM-08™ Stonewashed Stainless Steel Stress Reliever EDC Fidget Spinner

(Tactical Finger Spinner for Anxiety & Focus | Heavy-Duty Metal Fidget Toy)

FOR WHEN YOUR PATIENCE IS IN STONEWASHED MODE
Meet the STORM-08™ – a rugged, stonewashed stainless steel fidget spinner engineered for aggressive stress relief. Designed to survive desk slams, existential crises, and your coworker’s latest "urgent" request.

Why It’s Addictive:
✔ "Angry Spin" Technology – Ultra-smooth bearings for furious yet silent rotations
✔ Battle-Ready Finish – Stonewashed stainless steel hides scratches (like your poker face)
✔ Tactical Weight – 85g of solid metal authority (doubles as a paperweight for bad contracts)
✔ No BS Design – No LEDs, no charging, just raw spin therapy

Specs That Matter:

• Material: 304 Stainless Steel (aircraft-grade)

• Surface: Anti-stress stonewash finish

• Dimensions: 47mm diameter (fits discreetly in palm)

• Spin Time: 2+ minutes (longer than your last Zoom meeting attention span)

• Color: Gunmetal gray (matches your soul after Monday mornings)

Why This Size Rocks:
→ 47mm: Big enough for satisfying spins, small enough for pocket stealth
→ 22mm Thickness: Optimal finger grip without bulk (fits in car cup holders!)

WHO NEEDS THIS?

• Office Warriors – Spin covertly during budget meetings
• Gamers – Pre-rage warmup tool
• ADHD Allies – Redirect nervous energy without annoying clicks
• Survivalists – Can probably crack walnuts in a pinch

MEME-WORTHY TAGLINES

"Like a beyblade, but for grown-ass adults"
"Warning: May cause sudden productivity"